ARGH.
I've finished my biology essay. Done, finito....BLAH.
Unfortunately my version of done isn't quite long enough to accomadate my teachers version of done. In fact, I'm 154 words out of said "Done" version...
versionversiondonedone. Ok sorry, out of system.
How much more could I possibly write about stupid Americans and their stupid cows. Ok sorry again, thats mean and incorrect.
How much more could I write about Stupid Americans giving other stupid people their innocent, bystanderily [yay...made that up] cows to eat up global rainforests...
Ok. I'll give you 154 words...
-I think that in order to save the worlds greatest areas of biodiversity, we should force all new born calves into hyponotherapy where they will then learn that eating rainforests is wrong, and that a more sustainable food source comes not from vegetation, but from their american cattle ranchers. Long live carnivorous cows.
Fine. You'll have to put up with 53.
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