Holiday

• Frog hunting
• 200 metres bikini dashes
• wet-ass bike rides
• "shortcuts"
• late night talks
• tipsy dance sesh's
• killer rapids every day
• duck stalkers
• kayaking/canoeing/splashing
• FISH.
• glitchy bowling...
• "toky toky BREEEEEEEEEEE" - I can squeak when I'm tipsy
• mutterings..

and so much more a fat hippo like policeman could never understand.